domingo, novembro 28, 2010

Ballad of High Noon

Do not forsake me O my darlin'
On this our wedding day.
Wait, wait along.

The noonday train will bring Frank Miller.
If I'm a man I must be brave
And I must face that deadly killer
Or lie a coward, a craven coward,
Or lie a coward in my grave.

O to be torn 'twixt love and duty!
S'posin' I lose my fair-haired beauty!
Look at that big hand move along
Nearin' high noon.

He made a vow while in State's Prison,
Vow'd it would be my life or his and
I'm not afraid of death, but O,
What will I do if you leave me?

Do not forsake me O my darlin'
You made that promise when we wed.
Do not forsake me O my darlin'
Although you're grievin', I can't be leavin'
Until I shoot Frank Miller dead.
Wait along, wait along (2x)

Sabia que era golpe haha

Did Joe Jonas ditch his purity ring?! He’s been spending an awful lot of time with actress Ashley Greene lately, and sources say the ring is off!
CADÊ O ANEL AGORA HEIN

É uma coisa interessante, o efeito de mulheres extremamente bonitas em homens. Eu acho que eu sou muito má por isso, mas eu simplesmente adoro ver em filmes, vídeos, músicas, etc. homens babando litros por uma mulher e ela deixa eles no vácuo e têm todos eles na palma da mão. Isso é uma coisa boa de se fazer? Não. Mas que é engraçado, é. Mas para falar a verdade, essas mulheres não têm culpa de serem abençoadas geneticamente, então não há nada a fazer.
É isso aí, é pra brincar com esses cafajeste, mermo. [PS: A congruência de verbos foi intencional]
Mas enfim, voltando ao assunto principal.
Eu honestamente acho esse negócio de anel da pureza muito oldschool, que só virou popular por causa da febre Jonas. Eu acredito que você faz quando achar que o cara é certo, o momento é certo, tudo está certo. Mas como muitas pessoas não tem senso e acham qualquer paixãozinha da vida é o cara certo, o único modo de se controlar é fazer uma promessa e enfiar um anel no dedo. Bom, cada um faz o que quer da vida.
Vamos a lista de namoradinhas do Jonas e o provável porquê de ele não ter tirado o anel antes:
  1. Taylor Swift: Não dá pra tirar agora porque, pô colega, acabou de fechar contrato com a Disney, tem que fazer pose de santo, oras. 
  2. Camilla Belle: A popularidade do anel começou agora! Não dá pra tirar agora, não gata.
  3. Selena Gomez: É da Disney, aí não rola.
  4. Demi Lovato: Também é da Disney.
  5. Ashley Greene: OPAAAAAAAAAA. Já fiz tudo que tinha que fazer com a Disney, sou de maior e a mina é mó gata. Não pode deixar passar, né parceiro. *joga o anel na privada e dá descarga*

Foi bom mesmo

a Belle ter roubado o Jonas da Swift, por sinal, porque:
  1. Ela é boa demais para ele
  2. Ele, na minha concepção, não vale nada
  3. Ele é tosco
  4. A Belle é a soulmate dele. SÉRIO. A foto abaixo comprova isto:

Tá vendo que as sobrancelhas eles se merecem?

sábado, novembro 27, 2010

*Sigh*

Jack, Florida (USA), 18
Nice song your listening to.
Can you hear it?Yes. who sings it?
Van Halen.
... I googled it. its a rock band... right?
Yes. A 70's 80's rock band.
What's the name of the song you were listening?
You Really Got Me
And what is it about?
Its about a pretty girl like yourself who got a guy's heart... like mine.
*OOOOOOOOOOO*

Whateverhisnameis, the Netherlands/Brazil, 18
What do you know about the Netherlands?
Mmm, I know that there are a lot of beautiful flowers in Holland... RIGHT?
Yes, the flowers of Amsterdan... beautiful and clever!
*O*

Dylan, Ireland, 15.
I have a theory, but you have to tell me your age first
15.
Ahh man
Why?
My theory was that my perfect match would be a 18-year-old boy but you kinda are my perfect match so... you ruined it.
I'm not even close to be your perfect match. you're way too good for me
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

James, Detroit, 15
You reminded me a song... Don't Stop Believing
LOL Why?
Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit... You know this song, right?
He took the midnight train going anywhere
YESSSSSS!!!!

Speak Now, do início ao fim

Como Billa diria, este CD é +qd+!
  
‘Speak now or forever hold your peace,’ the words said by preachers at the end of wedding ceremonies all over the world, right before the vows. It’s a last chance for protest, a moment that makes everyone’s heart race, and a moment I’ve always been strangely fascinated by. So many fantasise about bursting into a church, saying what they’d kept inside for years like in the movies. In real life, it rarely happens.
Real life is a funny thing, you know. In real life, saying the right thing at the right moment is beyond crucial. So crucial, in fact, that most of us start to hesitate, for fear of saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. But lately what I’ve begun to fear more than that is letting the moment pass without saying anything.
I think most of us fear reaching the end of our life, and looking back regretting the moments we didn’t speak up. When we didn’t say ‘I love you.’ When we should’ve said ‘I’m sorry.’ When we didn’t stand up for ourselves or someone who needed help.
These songs are made up of words I didn’t say when the moment was right in front of me. There songs are open letters. Each is written with a specific person in mind, telling them what I meant to tell them in person. To the beautiful boy whose heart I broke in December. To my first love who I never thought would be my first heartbreak. To my band. To a mean man I used to be afraid of. To someone who made my world very dark for a while. To a girl who stole something of mine. To someone I forgive for what he said in front of the whole world.
Words can break someone into a million pieces, but they can also put them back together. I hope you use yours for good, because the only words you’ll regret more than the ones left unsaid are the ones you use to intentionally hurt someone.
What you say might be too much for some people. Maybe it will come out all wrong and you’ll stutter and you’ll walk away embarrassed, wincing as you play it all back in your head. But I think the words you stop yourself from saying are the ones that will haunt you the longest.
So say it to them. Or say it to yourself in the mirror. Say it in a letter you’ll never send or in a book millions might read someday. I think you deserve to look back on your life without a chorus of resounding voices saying ‘I could’ve, but it’s too late now.’
There is a time for silence. There is a time waiting your turn. But if you know how you feel, and you so clearly know what you need to say, you’ll know it.
I don’t think you should wait. I think you should speak now.
Love, Taylor
PS: To all the boys who inspired this album, you should've know. ;)

1. Mine: TOBY (Curiosidade: O nome do cara do clipe é Toby rsrs)
2. Sparks Fly: PORTLAND OREGON (A primeira vez que ela tocou esta música foi num show, em 2008. As fãs adoraram e fizeram uma baixo-assinado para a Taylor tocá-la novamente. Ela fez melhor: pôs num álbum)
  
3. Back to December: TAY ("It will always be Taylor" AWWWW. Mas vamos admitir, colega, tu trituraste o coração do garoto)

4. Speak Now: YOU ALWAYS REGRET WHAT YOU DON'T SAY (Uma amiga da Taylor, que era afim de um cara nos tempos do colégio, descobriu que ele estava se casando)

5. Dear John: LOVED YOU FROM THE VERY FIRST DAY (Música para o John "Idiota" Mayer, que não deveria ter brincado assim com a Taylor. Ela era ingênua nova demais)
6. Mean: I THOUGHT YOU GOT ME (Para essas pessoas da impressa que fingem ser amiguinhos dela mas que a criticam pelas costas)

7. The Story of Us: CMT AWARDS (Depois de ter encontrado o ex John "Idiota" Mayer no CMT Awards, onde aconteceu um silêncio mais que constragedor)
8. Never Grow Up: MOVED OUT IN JULY (Ela se mudou para o seu próprio apartamento neste mês)

9. Enchanted: ADAM (Para o Adam Young, do Owl City. Pode ter um ataque, D.C.)
10. Better Than Revenge: YOU THOUGHT I WOULD FORGET (Para a Camilla "Piranhuda" Belle, que roubou o Joe dela rsrs)

11. Innocent: LIFE IS FULL OF INTERRUPTIONS (Sobre o Kanye "Babaca" West estragando o monólogo dela no VMA)
12. Haunted: STILL TO THIS DAY (... tenso. Não faço a menor ideia para quem seja.)

13. Last Kiss: FOREVER AND ALWAYS (Mais uma a para o Joe "Estúpido" Jonas)
14. Long Live: FOR YOU (Para a banda fabulosa dela)

O FIM. Aceito presentes sempre, tá rsrs